partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
(via the-crazy-fairy)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
(via the-crazy-fairy)
In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with?
“Put ………you hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.”
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sorry i only like boys i would never have a chance with
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(via 21puns)
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
(via yazora)
*flirts with mirror*
mirror: “pls stop”
If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her
She knows
She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you
(via goddessofthedawn)
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